Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Les Poupées de Paris


Wiki:
Les Poupées de Paris (The Dolls of Paris) was a musical puppet show created, produced and directed by Sid and Marty Krofft, that toured the United States throughout the 1960s.

Puppeteers Sid and Marty Krofft and had a successful career on stages in America and Europe throughout the 1950s. One morning, Sid awoke with the idea to create a show with his marionettes for adults only, complete with music, comedy, horror, celebrities and topless puppets.'

Nat Hart, a maître d' at the Flamingo Hotel, became a fan of the Krofft's work during repeated viewings of their shows at the hotel. Hart approached the Kroffts one day and announced that he was going to open a club, and he asked the Kroffts to put together a puppet show as an attraction for the new club.

The resulting show, which came to be known as Les Poupées de Paris, was modeled after the revues at Paris' Lido and Folies Bergere. The Kroffts opened the show at their newly built theater at "The Gilded Rafters" in the San Fernando Valley, California in October 1961., though the show was later relocated to "P.J's," a 200-seat dinner theatre in Los Angeles.

In addition to original characters, many of the puppets were modeled after celebrities. The Kroffts had been the opening act for entertainers like Judy Garland, Liberace and Cyd Charisse, so they were able to get many celebrities to record voices for their puppets. Some of these puppets included Pearl Bailey, Milton Berle, Cyd Charisse, Gene Kelly, Liberace, Jayne Mansfield, Tony Martin, Phil Silvers, Loretta Young and Mae West, whose puppet appeared topless. A handful of puppets were unofficially modeled after celebrities (Pelvis Essley), and several weren't created specifically for the show -- their Frankenstein, Dracula and Madame Jenkins Foster puppets all made brief appearances in the 1957 television pilot Here's Irving.

The show was a success, and became a key attraction at The Seattle World's Fair in 1962. The lavish production cost $200,000 to produce, the elaborate sets took three months to install and included a revolving theatre, elevators, an ice-skating rink and waterfall. The Reverend Billy Graham caught the premiered World's Fair performance of the show and immediately denounced it, citing the "women don't wear bras". He failed to mention that the "women" were puppets. This anti-endorsement, coupled with a write-up in Time Magazine, resulted in the show taking in record crowds -- the Kroffts claimed that tickets were scalped and the performances were so packed that they couldn't let in personal friends. "Be sure to mention it's dirty, that will give them the picture," Marty explained.

The show traveled around the country for the remainder of the decade and was seen by an estimated nine and a half million people.

Although there was a common practice of filming live shows to be broadcast as American television specials, Les Poupées de Paris was a bit too risque to air on television. However, the Kroffts did hit several popular television shows to promote their live show, including The Jack Paar Show (November 1961) and The Bell Telephone Hour (December 8, 1964).

Les Poupées itself led to brief stint on The Dean Martin Show. In 1964, producer of The Dean Martin Show caught Les Poupées de Paris at the New York World's Fair, and recruited the Kroffts to create a puppet segment on Martin's variety show that captured the essence of Les Poupées. This was their first break into television, but it was to be short-lived; the Kroffts were fired after 8 episodes because Martin felt he was being upstaged by the puppets.

Sizzling!

Check this out: a very cool commercial from Renaissance E Books/Sizzler books, including my own Rude Mechanicals and the always-wonderful Ralph Greco, Jr's Bad Girls!


Sunday, November 8, 2009

I Now Pronounce You Woman And Monument


Wiki:

Objectum sexuality commonly referred to as OS, is a pronounced emotional desire towards particular inanimate objects. Those individuals with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of arousal, attraction, love, and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation. For some, sexual or even close emotional relationships with humans are incomprehensible. The term objectum-sexuality (Ger. objektsexualität) was coined in the 1970s by Eija-Riitta Eklöf Berliner-Mauer, a woman from Liden, Sweden who was "married" to the Berlin Wall. Objectum-sexual individuals also often believe in animism, or the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, feelings, and are able to communicate.

In Feb 2008, Erika Eiffel, an objectum-sexual from San Francisco, California founded OS Internationale, an educational website and community for those identifying or studying the condition to love objects. The website generated a flood of international media interest. Eiffel, whose name derives from her marriage to the Eiffel Tower in 2007, has been featured as a spokesperson in variety of international articles, radio talk shows, and television programs.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Tears in Her Eyes by Rajah Dodger

Here's another great tale by Rajah. Enjoy!





Tears in Her Eyes

By
Rajah Dodger


HAHHHNK!! The Number 27 bus pulled up to the commuter stop, diesel fumes accompanying the noise of its brakes. The woman on the bench winced and put a hand to her face, fingers returning wet. The man sitting next to her noticed, and offered her a tissue. "The fumes get to me as well," he sympathized.

He was right, but he was wrong.

It was a small town bus station, the kind that used to hold the nation together. She and Billy had just come out of the maintenance closet, sweaty and unkempt, when the noon bus rolled in, air shimmering ahead of its shiny front grille. Brakes squealed, and exhaust filled the building. That's when Billy popped his surprise.

"I'm goin' to the city!" he told her excitedly. "Got me a good offer, more'n anything I'd get around here." Her face reacted, and he held her close, chiding her. "Now don't you go lookin' like that, hon. Coupla years and I'll be set, you'll see. We're gonna go places!" He kissed her then, and his hand squeezed her bottom, but gently, and all the more painful for that.

Bereft of responses, the girl pressed herself against the window, watched Billy get on the bus, waited until its only remnant was an oil spot on the concrete.

"City Council said they'd get those new low-emission buses, but it's just politicians as usual. Say, you need help with those groceries?"

The woman stood, sunlight picking out the highlights in her grey hair, and declined. "No thanks, I was just resting on the bench." She paused, and added as if apologizing, "The bus doesn't go my way any more."

The commuters boarded the bus, and it roared and puffed on its way, leaving her memories in its wake.
Rajah Dodger is a Houston-based computer professional who enjoys science fiction, classical music, comic strips, women and dogs. When the muse takes him by the throat (or other responsive part of his anatomy) he turns into an erstwhile composer of erotica and has done so for over a decade.

Make Believe Time

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Blast From The Past: Terry Higgins

From The Sophisticate's Diary

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Breakfast in the Open Air

From billierosie's fantastic blog

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Addiction? By Ralph Greco, Jr.

Here's another fantastic essay by my pal, Ralph Greco, Jr.





Addiction?
By
Ralph Greco, Jr.

Sexual addiction huh?

Jeez, can't a guy step out on his wife (a couple of times) without it being labeled an addition?

They got ol' D. Duchovny with this disease and now this ESPN analyst Steve Phillipshas it. Chris Rock says, "a man is only as faithful as his options", can't we just assume a popular dude, T.V. host or say a Senator or even President (God forbid) goes where they go if they can go there because they have the means, money and maybe even popularity to go there, not because they are addicted?

I guess it's the sheer numbers of 'extra curricular' activities in the 'addictive' cases that earns them the label, but I argue that that's not addiction, that's just energy! Here's the deal…and I'm not condoning this behavior but, if one is going to cheat on their spouse, girlfriend, hubby, boyfriend, what-have-you and one can keep more then one affair happening, whether said affairs happen all at once or over a period of time, then one must be quite clever indeed in this age of constant cell phone communication to keep their addiction secret.

That takes guile, smarts and whole bunch of energy man.

I make no judgment on any person's life. I figure if you're in that marriage thang might as well give the monogamy part of it a shot, and if you feel you can't maybe it's best to let your other half know before you cause major ripples by cheating. But calling it an addiction, going to rehab! (dude, rehab!?) just cause you want more then one affair, just cause you're downloading porn to the exclusion of all else? Nah, it's just that you're horny man, that's all it is.

Sorry to say it, but it's unnatural for us to be monogamous, we all crave a little strange from time to time. We ain't addicted, we're horny little monkeys, all of us, men and women alike. So be free and swing man.
Ralph Greco, Jr. is an internationally published author of short stories, plays, essays, button slogans, 800# phone sex scripts, children’s songs and SEO copy. Ralph is also an ASCAP licensed songwriter/performer and Internet radio D.J. He lives in the wilds of suburban NJ, where he attempts to keep his ever-expanding ego in check.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

More Sexy Yet Spooky Fun


Keeping with the season - and nicely dovetailing with my article that just appeared in Forum UK - the great folks at Phaze Books just released a pair of my stories, "Begging Ivory" and "Thicker Than Ink" as part of their HeatSheet erotic horror line. Click here to order this mini-collection, and here's a quickie description of the stories:
From an acclaimed author of erotic fiction comes two tales of titillating suspense. Begging Ivory: An antique object not only brings pleasure to it new owner, but assists in freeing her from an abusive relationship. Thicker Than Ink: Some tattoos are beautiful, others intricate and ornate. Still others provoke a variety of emotions - arousal, ecstasy, even a desire for revenge.

Soupy Sales & The Stripper

Rest in Peace, Soupy

Soupy Sales & The Stripper